Horoscopes 10/26/16
October 26, 2016
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) The bogeyman may come looking for you this week! Indulge your inner-monster a little and have some fun with him! Avoid making any risking bets with him, however, as everyone knows that he cheats!
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) Carving jack-o-lanterns can be fun but be careful not to show off too much! The headless horseman may come to steal your hard work, and possibly your head, this week!
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You may become a YouTube sensation this week but for all the wrong reasons… Try to keep the partying to a minimum and stay out of the spotlight. You might not regret your actions but that doesn’t mean that you want the entire world to know about them!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Magic is in the air this week. Pretend that you don’t see the black cat trailing behind a close friend. Calling them a witch could result in a nasty look or a surprise transformation that will leave you croaking for forgiveness.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) It’s time to brush up on your ninja skills this week. You may need them for more than just party games come Halloween night!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) An unbelievable event will have you questioning reality this week. Remember that there are times when truth is stranger than fiction. Believe in the impossible and enjoy yourself!
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) Avoid using make-up that you’ve never used before when decking yourself out for Halloween. You may end up with an even scarier costume than you bargained for an a trip to the emergency room!
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Visiting a graveyard for a few creepy games may seem appealing this week. Resist the temptation to bring a ouija board, however, as you may open up a portal to another dimension and spend Halloween night cleaning up the mess!
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Playing around in the woods may not be the best idea this week. Slenderman may want to join in on the festivities and he won’t leave you alone. Telling him no really isn’t an option as he doesn’t have any ears.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) An unearthly noise that repeats while you are trying to sleep may threaten to push you to the brink of sanity this week! Before you attack your neighbors be sure to check your things as you may be the one responsible for all the commotion!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) While others party and goof off this week you will begin to channel your inner mad-scientist! Try to use your inventive imagination for the good of others! More positive outcomes will arise from plans laid with good intentions!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) You may not frighten easily, however, a friend may get the best of you this week. Be wary of odd coincidences and potential traps unless you have a spare costume to change into!